I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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