Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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