did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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