ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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