thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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