Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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