Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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