I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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