You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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