No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Randomize