I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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