k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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