Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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