left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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