I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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