Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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