yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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