This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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