ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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