and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
