are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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