i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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