Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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