Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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