He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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