I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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