im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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