But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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