She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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