You're so nebulous sometimes
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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