The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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