I wish I could punch you in the face.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
this hospital has no fireball
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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