super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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