shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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