you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my shit smells like andre
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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