I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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