we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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