seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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