I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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