the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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