just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
