therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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