butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Your tits are I can't wait for
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Randomize
