Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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