Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
