i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
