what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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