we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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