? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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