I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
