you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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