I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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