Christians are straight up FREAKS
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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