Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
