butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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