Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize